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“get a gun to protect yourself” a gun does not protect yourself from shit. it is small and worthless at blocking blows. you're better off stepping outside and picking up a fallen tree branch

just support the business by you know
spending money at the business

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« Now you have a chance to support these businesses by purchasing frames from the ad as NFTs. » what

“i can’t believe how gay they made Ash and Goh”

apparently if you long press on the emoji it says who did the emoji but if you short press the emoji it submits a reaction so it requires living on the edge

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why can't you see who reacted to a post in mobile slack

girlfriend at least agrees that pokémon journeys is gay by the third episode

kind of girl who writes years with a comma after the thousands place

the best part of waking up
is folgers in your cup ♪

i’m the one who plays all the games but somehow my girlfriend is the gamer gf in our relationship

« Zelda’s jaw drops. An *alpha*? *Link*? She saw him try to eat sand just last week. Well, he kept it down, so she really saw him *successfully* eat sand last week… »

« Obviously, she didn’t see him as a servant, but basically, that’s the kind of relationship they had. »

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« “Earthquakes are natural occurrences,” Link replied soberly. “Even when there’s no villain around, they happen.” »

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