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it doesn't rain often enough for when it rains not to effectively douse the poles in electrolyte solution

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there are dilfs in pokémon too i’m just gay

is it possible to wrangle the mastodon codebase into something it is fun and easy to contribute to? and other unsolved problems of computer science

« Link wasn’t exactly sure *why* this was a special occasion, but he liked the breakfast, so any reason was a good one. »

how is it pronounced

« This Pokémon is popular among the elderly, who say the vibrations of its lumps are great for massages. »

this is a real pokédex entry for a real pokémon; yet nobody has written about it doing sex work yet

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did you know that there is a vibrator pokémon and nobody has written a sexy fic about it yet

we were talking about the Flabébé episode and how it was really about the importance of pollinators

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my girlfriend was like “lesbian pokémon dune would be dope”

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i think it goes really understated how even the very simple things in Pokémon like “Peck is super-effective against Bug-types” still does more exploration into the natural world and ecosystems and interactions between different kinds of life than like 99% of videogames, and maybe even fictional media

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we talked about how the absol episode was like nuclear semiotics

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i've managed to convince my girlfriend to hang out while i watch pokémon

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“the ecology of pokémon is varied” — Gary Oak

nice to see the emphasis on RTL languages this WWDC

holy shit they finally added regex to swift?!

you can attribute anything to Zeus so long as he gets a kick out of it

when people you think of as older are not actually that much older than you

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.