it doesn't rain often enough for when it rains not to effectively douse the poles in electrolyte solution
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this is a real pokédex entry for a real pokémon; yet nobody has written about it doing sex work yet
we were talking about the Flabébé episode and how it was really about the importance of pollinators
i think it goes really understated how even the very simple things in Pokémon like “Peck is super-effective against Bug-types” still does more exploration into the natural world and ecosystems and interactions between different kinds of life than like 99% of videogames, and maybe even fictional media
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