Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« Do you know if Link loves Zelda? » holmes have you not been present for the past 30 fucking chapters of this book

yes, i know, he's from the games nobody played, but STILL

vaati is the person you are describing; ravio is just a coward in a bunny costume

the way this person is describing ravio i’m like holmes have you not heard of vaati

this girl just fucking stole a swingset swing from a child

can’t wait for the same thing to happen to hiphop in the 2030s

yes. that is what that is for.

remember when the 90s was like “rock & roll should be the conservative white man genre”

« You basically drink the coffee beans right out of the ground. That’s awful. »

« “Link! You work at 3am? Isn’t that illegal?”

“Yes. Haven’t you heard though? I’m a criminal. I do illegal things. »

for a fic with so much crossdressing this one sure is boringly straight

do wolf puppies ever play
in the ocean spray?

> all trans stories are gender related

< what about cis stories?

> cis stories don’t exist

it’s rare that i don’t read a fic solely on the basis of word choice but when you put both this and « smirked back » in the fic summary that’s a big dnf from me

holmes, « i want you to fuck me against this statue » is an expression of desire; « you ⁺shall fuck me against this statue » is a decree

Just say “people”, Brent. “People”. I guarantee whoever you are talking to does not care about female solidarity.

do macOS and linux produce subtly different md4 checksum output

why is rsync --checksum routinely getting different checksums for a few files which have not changed

tfw you’re the dom but your girlfriend is the sysadmin