Lady @Lady@cat.family

holmes, « i want you to fuck me against this statue » is an expression of desire; « you ⁺shall fuck me against this statue » is a decree

Just say “people”, Brent. “People”. I guarantee whoever you are talking to does not care about female solidarity.

do macOS and linux produce subtly different md4 checksum output

why is rsync --checksum routinely getting different checksums for a few files which have not changed

tfw you’re the dom but your girlfriend is the sysadmin

can you subclass Ecmascript proxy

the Unicode Consortium GitHub is not the correct place for this sort of feedback

i had a dream i wrote an extensive amount of text in an issue to the Unicode Consortium on GitHub

hoo boy https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2022/22097-latin-turned-letters.pdf

here is how you, too, can take this thing i am pretending you are interested in and make it worse for absolutely everybody involved

just got a spam email like “did you notice crypto fucking sucks? that’s because bots have been dominating the market” and which then finished with “here’s how you run one”

when mario said “so long gay bowser”, i felt that

people talk about flowers that are shaped to attract insects which no longer exist but let’s not forget web standards which are designed to ensure compatibility with behaviour introduced in Internet Explorer

most humans do not want their personal social networks to be “publicly owned”

(@mastodon.xyz)

barkshark.xyz why is your instance actor named that

shitty chili over noodles

i blame @KitRedgrave circa 2017 for instilling in me the principle that a good mastodon frontend is plugins all the way down

day one of lune development and kibi has already written some truly cursed code