Lady @Lady@cat.family

« well this fic became longer and longer the more I wrote it »

geodude have yaoi hands

https://youtu.be/q1ykCIBDU4o

girls who are selfrighteous bastards (no cops)

people’s democratic party

#Ao3TagOfTheDay: Alternate Universe - Convenience Store

the animation in cinderella looks like wand of gamelon

hagrid: breaking the law is fun and good, the legal system treats people like me with great prejudice, even dumbledore agrees

harry: cool i'm gonna be a cop

do you think hagrid ever regretted taking harry under his wing

my girlfriend: maybe they’re like camels

sidon has two dicks but does mipha have two clitorides

they are currently on 0.199.0

pokémon go has still not had a 1.0.0 release

i'm not sure sex with a fish person would actually work

« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect

elbow link in the face
elbow link in the face

update: it is a small shower

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??