Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

sidon has two dicks but does mipha have two clitorides

they are currently on 0.199.0

pokémon go has still not had a 1.0.0 release

i'm not sure sex with a fish person would actually work

« In this enclosed, steamy space, it was more difficult than ever not to be hyper-aware of their lack of clothing and certain parts of their bodies » “hot and steamy” refers to body heat and steam on windows, not literally warm steamy environments, which actually have a relaxing effect

elbow link in the face
elbow link in the face

update: it is a small shower

i like this quote because it's something every couple tries and figures out immediately doesn’t work

« “Actually, um...” Link turned to look at her, curiosity in his eyes. “Why don't we... just... shower together, then? That might be quicker...” » yes, nothing makes me want to shower quickly like having my boyfriend in there with me

« Mipha made note of where the ice machine was for later, just in case » …just in case…??

no i don't want a bagel pizza i want a pizza pizza

explaining to my girlfriend what “MILTANK used ROLLOUT” means

petition to make the US flag one star and one very long stripe just to fuck with emoji vendors

no doctor, i’m on marxists.org because i‘m using it as a design reference, that’s all

when safari doesn't support something it's like oh i guess i can't use this CSS property but when chrome doesn't support something it's like wow instead of this core web technology i got gobbledygook or a blank white page

yesterday i learned of another thing chrome does not support even though firefox and safari both have for decades

the quick start guide: download our app!!

the users manual: important! please use a wired connection when setting up your router.

you know it’s time to go to bed when Wade calls you to tell you that the Bug-Catching Contest is today