Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i want to make a really deep and complex and interesting fanfic but the question is whether i can resist sticking porn in the first chapter

i only have one desk it's the easiest way

how many macbooks can i stack on top of each other

very good fic for epubbing to an ereader

this fic is over 200,000 words and i am over halfway through it

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25904167

« Zelda relived the horrors she had seen. "You don't know because you've been avoiding social media. People draw *ship* art of us, Link. And they *tag* me in it!" »

« There wasn't enough space for Link to go in all the way »

« If Ghirahim crashed in and announced her assassination, she would not have protested one bit. Death would be a merciful release from the sheer terror of a Grand Romantic Gesture. »

« The unloading never came, because the words simply weren't there. Actually, they were there, but they were illegal. »

« Link honoured Mina's parting words throughout Sunday which was easy enough as he slept through most of it. »

congratulations to @RussSharek and @avalon@merveilles.town for having their podcast hashtag trend on glitch.cat.family

« Gorons, women, and even gender non-conforming people » the three genders

« Midna's slate rang. It was her generic tone, so she assumed it must be from a business or something. When she checked, however, her eyebrows shot up. "It's Ganondorf," she announced.

"You have his number?"

Midna rolled her eyes. "You're not the only guy I've done an assignment with." »

« she was about to explode, and if she exploded, her mother would come running up the stairs, burst into Midna’s room, and find the forbidden and endlessly controversial Link Harkinian lounging on the bed beside her. »

her dad is a cop ftr

« There was something about Link being a jackass to her dad that she found wildly attractive. »

« Midna held out her wrists, pressed together. He just *stared* at them with his freaky, one-eyed mask, the zip tie hanging limply at his side. "You sure?"

"Yes, Link. Consent given. Hurry up."

Nodding, he wound the zip tie around her wrists and threaded it through, leaving room for her to slip free if she wanted. Midna rolled her eyes tightened it with her teeth.

"Keep it loose," he urged.

"We're trying to look convincing here." Her hair plucked the bag from the carpet, tossed it over her head, and drew the string so it wouldn't fall off.

"You seem a bit eager."

"My hair could still strangle you." »

they really made every student download an app to do a democracy

these kids are voting in a school election with an app

just a modern-day poké girl