Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

« There was something about Link being a jackass to her dad that she found wildly attractive. »

« Midna held out her wrists, pressed together. He just *stared* at them with his freaky, one-eyed mask, the zip tie hanging limply at his side. "You sure?"

"Yes, Link. Consent given. Hurry up."

Nodding, he wound the zip tie around her wrists and threaded it through, leaving room for her to slip free if she wanted. Midna rolled her eyes tightened it with her teeth.

"Keep it loose," he urged.

"We're trying to look convincing here." Her hair plucked the bag from the carpet, tossed it over her head, and drew the string so it wouldn't fall off.

"You seem a bit eager."

"My hair could still strangle you." »

they really made every student download an app to do a democracy

these kids are voting in a school election with an app

just a modern-day poké girl

« So now that Midna has pledged to become more involved with the plot, but still hasn’t quite made up with Zelda, what do you think will happen next?

Chapter 20.
Link Kidnaps the President »

« "How do we fool him?" Link kept his voice hushed.

There was no "graceful" way to phrase her answer, so she didn't bother. "We have to look like co-workers with zero sexual tension."

Link cleared his throat. "Uh, yeah. Sure. Should be easy for us." »

« Oh. That was *not* a generic smiley face. He frantically typed a follow up. _Aah I didn't mean to send a heart lol._

The three dots in the speech bubble appeared, then disappeared, then reappeared, and disappeared again. He had messed up. Made her uncomfortable. Their friendship was already forbidden enough. Never trust him to message when tired ever again!

She responded. _Oh I don't mind ;)_

Well, things had just become delightfully and annoyingly ambiguous. »

« Also let's all agree that our disaster biromantic Zelda Harkinian would simp for every redhead in this story and the only reason why she "doesn't" is because they declare themselves her nemesis half the time. »

#ScreenshotSaturday

https://janicekwan.bandcamp.com/album/-

so is mastodon ever going to implement the new version of HTTP Message Signatures or

maybe “hungry”

people at work keep complimenting me for being “passionate” but i’m not sure that’s the word i’d choose

when @aescling plays chess do they do it to nyan shōgi

what's that cute new configuration file language aiming to replace YAML

when this website was made google’s motto was probably still “Don’t be evil.”

this is a very usable website unlike anything google has invented since the advent of material design

©2010 Google?!?!