Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

i should say, defective intransitive “get” because it isn’t conjugated

love the fact that intransitive “get” is now a synonym for “has been acquired”

luckiest girl in the world ✨

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please don't add latex to mastodon it's kinky enough as it is

when someone in so many words says “yeah i’m looking forward to you fucking me”

is kibi a stone dyke

this is probably one of my more contentious English orthography takes

you don’t actually need an apostrophe to show adjectival possession; you can just call it St Nicks Day

mozilla isn’t

consider whether the people you look to for safeguarding the web are involved in the cultural heritage sector

consider the web as an institution of cultural heritage

(“et” is latin for “and”, which is represented in symbolic logic as ∧. “vel” is latin for “or”, which is represented in symbolic logic as ∨.)

i hate how well this joke works

^ is a caret
ˇ is a carvel

is this cowardice