Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

we’ve been using sparkles for so long over here on mastodon that we even have trans ones

did emojipedia really just learn about ✨sparkles✨ in october

@Satsuma did you see this? https://blog.emojipedia.org/emojis-are-folklore/

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never imagined text-based adventure technology would one day be repurposed to provide shitty customer service over SMS and websites

none of it makes any goddamn sense

i think what gets lost in the conversation about blockchain is that this is also how tech people approach every other technology

still thinking about this delicious quote published by the CBC

“the best cis people can do is neutral” talk about a death blow

« "​​The problem is the people who are inclusive of trans people ... mostly, in practice, have a neutral impact on the lives of trans people," they said.

"The best that they do is not be transphobic, not interfere with the well-being of trans people, whereas the people who are against trans people are very negatively impacting them." »

humans are basically dream machines that have reluctantly evolved the ability to spend most of their time awake

“what if you could just sleep all day” cool. i’m down. plug me in champ

pros of The Matrix: trans allegory

cons of The Matrix: thinks sleeping all day is bad

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did facebook just serve me up……… a FANTASY AUTHOR AD?!?!

i definitely have no good reason for thinking that a link was shared recently, and am asking completely arbitrarily out of the vain hope someone will fess up

which one of you shared a link to the estradiol stickies zine

how did i miss out on this gem

babe, *i* don’t even know if i’m a pokémon

don’t worry that’s not a mastodon instance anymore