Lady @Lady@cat.family

whoever said the best leader is the one who doesn’t want the job was high as balls. the best leader is the one who just doesn’t give a fuck

wild to me that they’ve been playing this one for millennia

[REACTION] man offers food to homeless beggar, beggar turns out to be JESUS CHRIST 😳🤣 [youtube.com]

oh thank god the toot about states being conservative because their flags were red wasn’t real

i mean i get it but there’s literally gatekeeping

always weird seeing people who interpret Gerudo Town as a queer haven

the classic lesbian “friends, but hit me up if you want to try something more” list

i wasn’t always which is how i got to be so good

horrid how i am better at flirting than anyone i know, and also aro so it’s completely wasted

anyway i’m just thinking about how much nicer my relationships are with people when the things i have to do for them are little things like “remember a detail about their day” and not “finish that work project you’ve been putting off for like a week now which they really need you to have finished, like, yesterday”

it may have actually been more like 18 months, i forget which year this was and am really just guessing

had to be there i guess

“no?”

remember that time when that one lesbian couple was like “actually it’s really hard to be both partners and coworkers and like we’re able to do it because we’re really on top of our shit but it’s not for most people” and then like six months later it came out that one of them was abusive and subsequently was put out on the streets

do recommend

had some freshly‐baked bread the other day and it was just, very good

• bread

“kibi that’s obviously very gay”, you might say, but you know? i would similarly say that there is a lot of christianity in the chronicles of narnia

« She used to place her pretty arms about my neck, draw me to her, and laying her cheek to mine, murmur with her lips near my ear, "Dearest, your little heart is wounded; think me not cruel because I obey the irresistible law of my strength and weakness; if your dear heart is wounded, my wild heart bleeds with yours. In the rapture of my enormous humiliation I live in your warm life, and you shall die–die, sweetly die–into mine. I cannot help it; as I draw near to you, you, in your turn, will draw near to others, and learn the rapture of that cruelty, which yet is love; so, for a while, seek to know no more of me and mine, but trust me with all your loving spirit."

And when she had spoken such a rhapsody, she would press me more closely in her trembling embrace, and her lips in soft kisses gently glow upon my cheek. »