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« “My Queen! Your signature is required for the balloons.” » if Queen Zelda has not already delegated powers for balloon management then she deserves what’s coming to her

Queen Zelda, reigning sovereign of Hyrule, by whose Majesty, Will, and Royal Assent is all governance executed: “Call your local representatives.”

do you know what parliament is

they are now having the Queen making motions in parliament

Mario Mario & Luigi and Luigi Mario & Luigi

malonlonlonlonlonlonlon

« Malon Lon-Lon » you do realize that “Lon‐Lon” is a shorthand for “Talon & Malon” right

the person who wrote this sentence is on mastodon

« I use very basic HTML. If you like flashy colors and background images, configure your browser. »

« causing his own breath to hitch and a strong feeling of voracity to envelope him » love to be enveloped with voracity

professional means they take commissions

ah, a “professional” smut writer

glad the seadogs at least aren't losing to the jaguars

one of these days i’m going to wind up creating a KIBI liturgical calendar

expect me to stay this way until Advent

as a catholic, halloween is actually the start of spookytide, not the end

cute ghoul gf

teach these kids logic

« The innocence that seeped from her words could weasel its way through the sense of any man on her detail – but he wasn’t just any man. » unless he is NO man i think the proposition still holds

« every media outlet was waiting for a story they could twist to make it seem like Hyrule’s monarch was using state money for her own personal enjoyment » not sure you understand monarchy there, friend