Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

professional means they take commissions

ah, a “professional” smut writer

glad the seadogs at least aren't losing to the jaguars

one of these days i’m going to wind up creating a KIBI liturgical calendar

expect me to stay this way until Advent

as a catholic, halloween is actually the start of spookytide, not the end

cute ghoul gf

teach these kids logic

« The innocence that seeped from her words could weasel its way through the sense of any man on her detail – but he wasn’t just any man. » unless he is NO man i think the proposition still holds

« every media outlet was waiting for a story they could twist to make it seem like Hyrule’s monarch was using state money for her own personal enjoyment » not sure you understand monarchy there, friend

“these sweatpants are too big for you but they fit me so i’ll wear them and you can wear my jeans” does anybody else see a problem with this plan

hyaaaaa

Link does not have a baritone voice

i read a lot of AUs but this is taking things too far

did you just make someone an employee of Bolson Construction Company whose name doesn’t end in “son”

i cannot say the same about Link Wild

Floria is an interesting name for an AU Zelda…

this is already deceased don’t worry

the fuck

is it really a worksona if searching it brings up reader‐insert legend of zelda porn