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mario is not a silent protagonist he says “mamma mia”

sampled some whale noises and remixed it into an epic dubstep track. the whales love it.

(unbeknownst to me) english translation of the whale dubstep track: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

puppy: i am just a DOG!!

human: no… you are a FLUFFY DOG!!

I AM THE SPHINX WHOMST GUARD THE STAIR

i am very sleepy 💤 pls do not disturb ❌

*“Saint Margaret of Antioch, patron saint of peasants and the falsely accused” voice* Princess Aurora Briar Rose, patron princess of the perpetually exhausted

professional wrestlers of the open sea

oh wait this is “Emerald Seas” by Seven Spires nvm

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playing KR0 makes me want to continue work on my visual novel engine but unfortunately it’s blocked on Market Commons ⅠⅠ

why are you making this complicated it’s not complicated

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ME: you are the BAR-FLY

DAD: like a literal fly?

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he did not have the patience to watch the play

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*playing The Entertainment*

DAD: what’s that?

ME: a play

DAD: is it like a mystery or something?

ME: it’s like a play

as a kid i always thought it was fucked up that boys were made of snips and snails but maybe that's just because i wasn't a boy idk

leftist talking points:
1) vampires are cool
2) to the extent that the struggle against the vampire is a metaphor for the struggle of the working class, this is not a moralistic argument about the vampire’s relationship to sin. the vampire does not choose to prey on the people, and neither do the people have any choice but to bring about its eventual demise; such are the material conditions at play.
3) however, no vampire literature actually portrays them thusly. that’s fascist propaganda to turn the people’s attentions away from their true enemy, who is not the vampire (who is cool) but the wealthy elite standing in the way of an equitable solution.

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