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i think cis people would be absolutely terrified to publish this dialogue but i don’t give a fuck

i think this next episode of my pokémon fanfic definitely falls in the category of “shit i can only get away with because i’m trans”

you’re allowed to be angry at people using the wrong word for a given situation but it’s a little silly to be angry for misspelling a word when the spelling they use is more accurate, consistent, and sensible

it’s not “leafs” it’s “leaves”

it ought to be “wreathes”

wait but why aren’t plurals of ‐th spelled with an E that’s bullshit

there’s like. the galarian slowking mind goop?? they can do better than that.

not enough body horror in pokémon

why is my wrist being a bother

« Eat the bread during cooking to ward off hunger. »

if you got that far you might as well just guess on the rest of it

« “Yeah! Uh, Glory-something!” » no offence but how many names start with those two syllables

what is a leek master?? nobody knows

they called it pokémon master journeys and so you think it’s about training to be a pokémon master but you would be wrong

it’s about training to be a leek master 🥬

goh really just stole one of team rocket’s pokémon

there are no bad pokémon, only bad trainers!!

we could be the best team of all time ♪

use a zero width joiner to combine them with the pokémon of your choice

we do not have all of the pokémon mystery dungeon reaction images, just the eevees

mastodon makes it easy to browse instances you’ve suspended but hard to browse instances you might need to suspend. why?