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there’s like. the galarian slowking mind goop?? they can do better than that.

not enough body horror in pokémon

why is my wrist being a bother

« Eat the bread during cooking to ward off hunger. »

if you got that far you might as well just guess on the rest of it

« “Yeah! Uh, Glory-something!” » no offence but how many names start with those two syllables

what is a leek master?? nobody knows

they called it pokémon master journeys and so you think it’s about training to be a pokémon master but you would be wrong

it’s about training to be a leek master 🥬

goh really just stole one of team rocket’s pokémon

there are no bad pokémon, only bad trainers!!

we could be the best team of all time ♪

use a zero width joiner to combine them with the pokémon of your choice

we do not have all of the pokémon mystery dungeon reaction images, just the eevees

mastodon makes it easy to browse instances you’ve suspended but hard to browse instances you might need to suspend. why?

i am Absolutely going to have to build in some better moderation tools here jfc

we currently have 14 pages of servers where we are aware of at least one user other than the instance actor

you can now view my current keyboard layout at https://go.kibi.family/KibbenKeyboard/

“it’s printed on the key” shut UP

where the fuck is the slash key on a standard qwerty keyboard