Lady @Lady@cat.family

after a week of no moderation, what instance do we know the largest number of accounts from? well,

reasons to turn on secure mode: ↑

why y'all federate with th'all servers

our federated timeline is great, no problems, but there are some frem folks in the replies sometimes

planning on vetting federation today / this weekend, so assholes beware 👀

« “Blue?” Tawny giggled. “That’s not a name, silly. That’s a color.” » for the life of me i can't tell if this author knows what tawny means or not

w-what do you say about the one-stars

the author just fundamentally does not understand how to give anything stakes

this romance was kinda fun to tease at the beginning but now it's just sad

if your story doesn't make sense you don't have to try to rationalize it; you can just press the delete key

« The L-word sent a thrill of fear down his spine. » girl does like Victoria's Secret

they did not write the sex scene, probably because they knew they could not convince the reader they know what good sex is like

« Finally, he understood what making love meant as opposed to having sex. Everything happened spontaneously with no inhibitions. » today i learned this author hasn't had good sex

today i learned this author feels shame about their love for Victoria's Secret

it's okay author, you can like Victoria's Secret and still be a feminist, Gloria Steinem said so

« “Weren’t you against Victoria’s Secret and their objectification of women?” Tyler retorted.

“I didn’t buy them.” Rose shrugged. “They were a present from Marcus.” » i love wearing clothes my ex bought me to make me look more fuckable, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too

i’m glad this is a college student story because ordinarily i would say seeing your best friend girl in her expensive name brand lingerie that she's wearing because she's a lawyer is not a good enough justification for wanting to pursue her as a relationship partner but college students are horny as fuck

you are a cute butt, i think it's cute, cute butt cute butt derrière

you don't have to say derrière you can just say cute butt

« Try as she might, his password was an alphanumeric nightmare, and he was sure not even the CIA would be able to crack it. » i am a man i have a large penis it has lots of letters and numbers

maybe this is intended as more of an antihero sort of romance novel