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“we’re VERY good at messing up blankets”

is a kind of fucking” and other takes you hear about on glitch cat

don’t want to be horny? better turn off the “Enable horny” toggle in your web browser

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had a dream that Google Chrome had an “Enable Horny API” toggle but an engineer whoopsied in a refactor and deleted the “API” part in an update so it just silently made everyone inexplicably horny instead

that sound minecraft zombies make when they’re burning to death

booting into the computer i only have so i can boot into windows so i can update my controller so that maybe it will finally actually work

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“computer can’t access the internet because it thinks it is 2022” is a new one for me

programmers love to use the word “philosophy” to mean “craft”

“it’s much easier to keep your glasses on your face when you’re pillow princessing”

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“straight women have kids. lesbians have linux machines”

A little painting of a Pokémon birthday bash which I did recently for my brother.

It was fun experimenting with coloured ink with my dip pen, it helped create a more colourful and brighter picture! My favourites in this are the Psyduck (yellow duck) and Totodile (blue crocodile).

#MastoArt #art #pokemon #pokemonart

it’s silly that .c files sort before .h files when, logically, .h files should come first. i therefore propose changing the C file extension to: ©

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.