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is a kind of fucking” and other takes you hear about on glitch cat

don’t want to be horny? better turn off the “Enable horny” toggle in your web browser

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had a dream that Google Chrome had an “Enable Horny API” toggle but an engineer whoopsied in a refactor and deleted the “API” part in an update so it just silently made everyone inexplicably horny instead

that sound minecraft zombies make when they’re burning to death

booting into the computer i only have so i can boot into windows so i can update my controller so that maybe it will finally actually work

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“computer can’t access the internet because it thinks it is 2022” is a new one for me

programmers love to use the word “philosophy” to mean “craft”

“it’s much easier to keep your glasses on your face when you’re pillow princessing”

Choose your title:

“straight women have kids. lesbians have linux machines”

A little painting of a Pokémon birthday bash which I did recently for my brother.

It was fun experimenting with coloured ink with my dip pen, it helped create a more colourful and brighter picture! My favourites in this are the Psyduck (yellow duck) and Totodile (blue crocodile).

#MastoArt #art #pokemon #pokemonart

it’s silly that .c files sort before .h files when, logically, .h files should come first. i therefore propose changing the C file extension to: ©

when leftists use an antisemitic template but target it at capitalists, what they are saying, at least historically, is not “the capitalists are jews” / “the jews are capitalists” but rather “the antisemites are wrong; it’s not the jews that are the problem, it’s the capitalists”. they are willing to entertain a conspiracy but find the jewish people innocent.

but then the nazis came along and did make those equations, which of course makes it impossible to tell just from the denouncement of capitalists whether some·one is a leftist or a nazi, and the leftists never really figured out how to counter that

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anyway this is why you should only hang out with leftists who have developed beyond european leftism because those tropes don’t exactly have currency anywhere else

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.