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deciding that my shell script style is to place a colon after `then`, `else` and `do` just to fuck with people

in programming languages like Javascript where imports are essentially dynamic links, i think it makes no sense. just use the M·P·L, it’s cleaner and more straightforward and the added virality of the G·P·L isn’t actually useful in most cases.

when writing statically linked C code: yeah okay, i get why you might want to “study the whole program”

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writing C code does make the whole Gnu G·P·L thing make a lot more sense

apparently including Git into a program which does nothing increases its size to 2.5 megabytes

dream subconscious, i like my fiancé’s dad, you do not need to replace him with the dad from Happiest Season

after using gitweb for over a year wow i gotta say navigating cgit is way worse

i don’t want to know what code the computer would write to do the thing i just did but i have absolute certainty it would be wrong

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“not familiar with a programming language? just ask an a·i to do it!” bruh i am writing C

dunno how to write c but i sure did write some

might need to relearn LaTeX, it’s been a while

« There's also some research from 2010 into the maximum URL length that search engines will crawl and index. They found the limit was 2047 chars, which appears allied to the sitemap protocol spec. However, they also found the Google SERP tool wouldn't cope with URLs longer than 1855 chars. » easy hack to keep search engines at bay

“all of MY picrews are horny”

“yeah, that’s just how you are”

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send me your horniest picrew generators so i can get my fiancé to do them

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