Lady in Love @Lady@cat.family

« There's also some research from 2010 into the maximum URL length that search engines will crawl and index. They found the limit was 2047 chars, which appears allied to the sitemap protocol spec. However, they also found the Google SERP tool wouldn't cope with URLs longer than 1855 chars. » easy hack to keep search engines at bay

“all of MY picrews are horny”

“yeah, that’s just how you are”

send me your horniest picrew generators so i can get my fiancé to do them

mar the 10 be with you

we’ve told one of the families involved which is Something

gonna marry someone i met on fedi, i think

hey @Satsuma it’s international womens day celebrate me

fucked up that we don’t get a day off work to celebrate women tbh

we wouldn’t have to eat kraft dinner

i would accept Thunner

why do we call him Thor and not Thunder

« The Moose made his debut during the Mariners' home opener on April 13, 1990, dancing on the field in front of a sell-out crowd at the Kingdome to the tune of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk 3. However, his introduction was not warmly received; Mariners fans repeatedly chanted, "Kill the Moose," during the game. The reception remained very negative throughout the first two months of the season; not even a world record attempt on May 6 for the longest indoor flight could improve the Moose's reputation. As a result, the team reportedly sent him to Philadelphia to take lessons from the Phillie Phanatic, the official mascot for the Philadelphia Phillies Major League Baseball team. » lmao

the philly phanatic is objectively a better mascot than the mariner moose but i refuse to acknowledge this

there are a lot of these

type of author willing to say the word “brothel” but not the word “sex”

you can really tell how strongly they want to be the BBC from how often they just channel the Worst English Energy over there

remembering on NPR when the interviewer was just casually like “why do you go to all the work of inventing languages for fantasy novels? you could just appropriate some critically endangered ones” and the linguist they were talking to had to delicately be like “…no”

hawthorn soda is not as good a month after the expiration date

would be rated teen except in the first scene they're both naked

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