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remember when they destroyed our communal spaces and also our communication technologies and also the internet, and when they enacted a surveillance state and when all the gay bars shut down and the school libraries stopped stocking books and local independent stores got bought out by CVS or Walgreens or Albertsons or got pushed out of business by Walmart or Amazon or Target, and when gentrification destroyed historic neighborhoods in san francisco and new york and chicago and seattle and pushed out the people who made those places special, and when work expectations and mandated productivity increased without an equivalent increase in compensation so we all became too tired and busy to come up with replacements for any of the many many things which were robbed of us and instead were forced to turn to apps controlled by billionaires looking to expand their riches by extracting even more wealth from our plight

remember bush

remember obama

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people are being depressed by current events but i’m mostly just being depressed about shit that happened in the 2000s

i am glad i do not work for the federal government

Good to be back where I’m nothing to no one: Men shaking hands at the station. Scoured the country for a reason I should try. I met a girl on borrowed time; read her letter, crying at the port in Dublin, and the snow was falling.

Honest, I was gonna call it.

But all I know is to get up, holding on, with a mouth full of blood.

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you ever think about dogs evolved a muscle to do puppy dog eyes 🥺

the people who ran it also hosted a webring basically of people who used the TLD, but the webring was hosted on the blockchain so it was incredibly sus

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i had a dream that there was a womenwhowrite TLD

humans do not understand pokémon gender and they should be humble about this fact

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i get that pokémon sometimes refer to other pokémon with pronouns other than it/its, but when humans do it it’s weird

my girlfriend came home and made me get out of bed instead of snuggling me :(

so much for the tolerant left
time for the militant left

please add these unicode characters to your font, no i’m not some kind of weirdo, i’m just really into colonial mayanist orthography

coward unicode encode a casing pair for @ you fools

ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
baddliddlap!

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

i think i will give this one a 5/10; i don’t think it deserves a passing grade but it WAS better than i expected

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