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Good to be back where I’m nothing to no one: Men shaking hands at the station. Scoured the country for a reason I should try. I met a girl on borrowed time; read her letter, crying at the port in Dublin, and the snow was falling.

Honest, I was gonna call it.

But all I know is to get up, holding on, with a mouth full of blood.

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you ever think about dogs evolved a muscle to do puppy dog eyes 🥺

the people who ran it also hosted a webring basically of people who used the TLD, but the webring was hosted on the blockchain so it was incredibly sus

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i had a dream that there was a womenwhowrite TLD

*cave story soundtrack intensifies*

humans do not understand pokémon gender and they should be humble about this fact

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i get that pokémon sometimes refer to other pokémon with pronouns other than it/its, but when humans do it it’s weird

my girlfriend came home and made me get out of bed instead of snuggling me :(

people who type it “A03” solidarity

so much for the tolerant left
time for the militant left

please add these unicode characters to your font, no i’m not some kind of weirdo, i’m just really into colonial mayanist orthography

coward unicode encode a casing pair for @ you fools

ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
baddliddlap!

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

i think i will give this one a 5/10; i don’t think it deserves a passing grade but it WAS better than i expected

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

the first blowjob was the usual boring “this is actually just foreplay” shit but!! surprise!! there was a second blowjob

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

« The sensation of her warm tongue showering him with affection » is it a shower or more of… like… a slather

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (28) 

props for using the phrase “sensitive nub” for the head of a penis?? big negative however for using the phrase “illicit act” to describe going down on it

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