Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

so much for the tolerant left
time for the militant left

please add these unicode characters to your font, no i’m not some kind of weirdo, i’m just really into colonial mayanist orthography

coward unicode encode a casing pair for @ you fools

ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
ba-ba-ba-ba-bapp!
baddliddlap!

i think i will give this one a 5/10; i don’t think it deserves a passing grade but it WAS better than i expected

the first blowjob was the usual boring “this is actually just foreplay” shit but!! surprise!! there was a second blowjob

« The sensation of her warm tongue showering him with affection » is it a shower or more of… like… a slather

props for using the phrase “sensitive nub” for the head of a penis?? big negative however for using the phrase “illicit act” to describe going down on it

this fic is kind of unfortunately much better written than the last one, considering it has a much worse premise

we’ll see how the sex scenes go tho

it’s tagged “creampie” so we already know it’s going to be bad

this one is also a sequel to some·thing but I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT; I’M ONLY HERE FOR ONE THING

there is a sequel to this fic but I’M SURE NOT READING IT

3/10 blowjob?? maybe?? kind of hard to evaluate this one honestly but i’m gonna go with that

this author is like “the good thing people like about sex is uhhhh the lighting and the camera angles”

« There was a light on above them, and the angle of it caused Zelda’s hair to form a golden halo around her head, as if she were an angel sent from heaven. » ok look babe i know we’re fucking but look this is like the perfect shot just wait there i gotta get my camera uhhhh do you know where i set my lens bag wait no don’t move just a second i promise

« Linkle plopped down next to her, and Zelda instinctively pulled her closer and rested her head on the taller girl’s shoulder » Zelda is taller than Link(le)

i get that this author is using Linkle as just trans!Link but her whole character trait is supposed to be that she is bad at directions; why would you pin that on Zelda

« Linkle had actually applied to Akkala University back when she was applying to colleges, and even been accepted, but that was around when she had begun to question her gender and stuff, and she hadn’t felt comfortable going through that somewhere other than Hateno, where she had spent her whole life. » this girl decided to transition and was literally like “i want to do that in the place filled with people who think of me as a boy”

oh we’re really doing the whole “Linkle has a dream which is oddly premonitory” thing two stories in a row huh

these two just casually having a conversation in a cab that i would definitely not have casually in a cab, because the author loves to let the setting just fade out whenever somebody starts speaking