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« As the suspect was led into the courthouse for his hearing, he shouted to reporters crowded outside, saying, “That’s completely out of touch, and an insult to the intelligence of the American people.” It wasn’t clear in the moment what he was referring to, as deputies struggled to push him inside. » oh, to be a journalist

*mustard voice* LUIIIIIGGGIIIIIIIII

which will be referenced more times in rap music in 2025?

time to educate the good people of new york about “jury nullification”

my girlfriend claims to be a cat not a dog but sometimes she does little woofs in her sleep 🐶

now i am waiting for the bus

woke up early and successfully did the thing i woke up early for

how much of your energies are directed at reality? how much at spectacle?

can’t tell if i’m picking up mannerisms from girlfriends mom or if i’ve just always been kind of like this

(NOT CLICK BAIT)

healthcare ceo guy met the ghost of christmas future and was like “i don’t believe in ghosts”

slack if your update doesn’t contain anything then why are you updating

“interweb” is not actually any less reasonable of a word than “internet”

yes credit card i AM buying lots of music on bandcamp NO this is not fraud

*person who has never had a healthy relationship with a family voice* man families are so problematic. fuck families. anyway i want kids

website full of people joking about guillotining billionares was not actually joking, survey finds

why are people celebrating the advent of code. i only celebrate code’s demise

girlfriend suggested we “eat less cookies”. unfortunately i am a dog,

does linux support <https://www.unicode.org/reports/tr35/tr35-keyboards.html>?