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the story of how me and my girlfriend started dating is we were chatting and then i got all offended like “you will send nudes to random strangers on Lex but not to your good lesbian friend?? 🥺”

channel your limited energy into things which will sustain your social relationships, not into being a billboard that nobody can ever talk to

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“i don’t have much energy these days, so i mostly just boost posts” you utter fool. you have it backwards. if you boost posts then your friends will just talk to the people you boosted, instead of to you

“The pitfalls of values-based moderation” is the name of my K.K. Slider cover band

increasingly convinced that Legends: Arceus is just About the Republic of Ezo

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maybe what this fanfiction needs is a couple of paragraphs of dense history lesson right up front

if i make a pokémon fangame as professional development then does that mean that instead of suing me pokémon has to sue my employer

this is not to suggest Paris ever figured their shit out

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reading the Parisian Prowler like sure the world is bad right now but you know when else the world was bad? Paris, 1850

i wish there were more pokémon games with replay value

you do not have the revolutionary mindset

you will not be defeating capitalism today

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people talking about resistance and taking care of one another who won’t even put on a mask to go to the grocery store 

ok

internet weather report 

groundhog saw his shadow; guess it’s going to be four more years of people posting thru it

a humorous fact for you in these trying times 

the German name for Squirtle is “Schiggy”

religion comes from ritual
ritual celebrates the mundane

my take today is that your take today should be a blogpost

don’t have enough content for a blogpost? you don’t have a take

like i don’t hate it, i think it’s mostly inoffensive, but none of the victories really feel like much of an achievement either; you’re just casually going thru the motions to kill time as evidenced by the autoplay feature

which is great if you’re just looking to kill time!! but is not going to land it on any game of the year lists or anything

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