Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

no lessons were learned from this

remember in the early days of mastodon how there was no way to revoke admin privileges so when an admin on mastodon.social was like “yeah i need to step down” they just permabanned their own account

HERE ARE 7 ENGLISH WORDS

Brow
Brown
Burn
Butter
Buttock
Buy
Call

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Breast
Breath
Breathe
Bridge
Bright
Brood
Brother

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Bovine
Bow
Bowels
Braid
Brain
Branch
Break

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apparently the germans thought the process of leavening bread with yeast was akin to building a boiling brew

so they called it “brewed”

have you ever thought about how when they invented bread they didn’t have a name for it yet

then they had to decide what to call bread

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Blow
Boar
Body
Boil
Bone
Bonfire
Bottom

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Bitter
Black
Bleat
Block
Blood
Bloom
Blossom

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.@aescling may be competitive, but she is a very Honourable Gamer

imagine if watermelons tasted like the jolly rancher

if you put a comma before an ampersand you just have a punctuation kink

i oxford comma with “and” but not with “&” and i strongly believe this to be the correct take

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Bile
Bind
Birch
Bird
Birth
Bison
Bite

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Beer
Belly
Below
Bend
Bereft
Berry
Between

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Beard
Beast
Beat
Beautiful
Become
Bee
Beech

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my favourite thing about this conlang is the fact that one of its articles can really only be translated into English as “Tʜᴇ”

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Bait
Barley
Battle
Be
Beak
Bean
Bear

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Arm
Ash
Ask
Aspen
Away
Axe
Bad

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all the conlangers on my feed: “fuck i don’t have a way to express ‘agape’”