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asking an AI to narrate the events of the spaghetti incident so that i can finally understand Calvin and Hobbes

would you rather that people bicker about fictional characters that don’t matter or that they speak out their ass about people who lived two centuries ago and occasionally found a new religion

the reason why umbreon is always so angsty is because espeon is straight

do you think zelda will need an item before she can lift boulders or is she just canonically way stronger than link

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on mornings when my girlfriend wakes up first they make me tea

on mornings when i wake up first i get to watch them cutely pout in their sleep

hard to say which is better, tbh

the problem with playing a top-down zelda game is it makes me want to make a top-down zelda game

i guess the real first zelda centric game is wand of gamelon

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just saw a take claiming that “the first zelda centric game is one with unserious graphics”

i mean yeah, breath of the wild DOES have unserious graphics, but it’s still considered one of the best games ever made

folks really did fight a war to abolish slavery, and win

how are there no Nina/Kate (Mario Tennis) fanfics on AO3

i’m just saying you can divide Zelda games into the ones with songs and the ones without songs and the ones with songs are Always Better

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the vibes do seem unfortunately like A Link Between Worlds where i’m sure it will be a fun and skillful game with interesting puzzles and dungeons but ultimately lacking in a lot of the narrative magic of the series

i’d feel a lot happier if they showed Zelda playing Any Instrument

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why join your husbands house thru marriage when you could join your husbands house thru spending a week surrounded by weird relatives in the woods

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