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on mornings when my girlfriend wakes up first they make me tea

on mornings when i wake up first i get to watch them cutely pout in their sleep

hard to say which is better, tbh

the problem with playing a top-down zelda game is it makes me want to make a top-down zelda game

i guess the real first zelda centric game is wand of gamelon

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just saw a take claiming that “the first zelda centric game is one with unserious graphics”

i mean yeah, breath of the wild DOES have unserious graphics, but it’s still considered one of the best games ever made

folks really did fight a war to abolish slavery, and win

how are there no Nina/Kate (Mario Tennis) fanfics on AO3

i’m just saying you can divide Zelda games into the ones with songs and the ones without songs and the ones with songs are Always Better

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the vibes do seem unfortunately like A Link Between Worlds where i’m sure it will be a fun and skillful game with interesting puzzles and dungeons but ultimately lacking in a lot of the narrative magic of the series

i’d feel a lot happier if they showed Zelda playing Any Instrument

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why join your husbands house thru marriage when you could join your husbands house thru spending a week surrounded by weird relatives in the woods

it turns out i am so sleepy because it is late at night

i think it’s cool how you can tell how much of a mac head someone is not by whether they know applescript or how many open source applications they have installed on their machine but by whether they are angriest about iTunes, iPhoto, or Disk Utility

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fans have been asking: “is Disk Utility (2024) really that bad?”. i have the answer and the answer is yes

maybe don’t put that you venmo influencers for promoting your product on your webpage if you want me to think that your business is legitimate

the power grid is fucked up if you want to charge your phone you should have to walk down to the nearest 7-Eleven

proof that microsoft doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing or who the fuck they’re marketing to

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fucked up that they’re making windows 11 and i haven’t seen a single 1+1=⊞ joke

apparently these are the sorts of conversations games journalists are up to these days

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