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maybe don’t put that you venmo influencers for promoting your product on your webpage if you want me to think that your business is legitimate

the power grid is fucked up if you want to charge your phone you should have to walk down to the nearest 7-Eleven

proof that microsoft doesn’t know what the fuck they’re doing or who the fuck they’re marketing to

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fucked up that they’re making windows 11 and i haven’t seen a single 1+1=⊞ joke

apparently these are the sorts of conversations games journalists are up to these days

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“tears of the kingdom” doesn’t convey anything like “sequel to breath of the wild” does; i understand that the naming convention lines up, but “sequel to breath of the wild” was a striking title that i will dearly miss

(grumbles in “i just want you to know, i never actually dot my I”)

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“encode the text that people will want to search for” is in fact a pretty good rule of thumb tho; if a spelling should be findable by searching the equivalent with basic latin letters, it should be encoded using them

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“is that a font choice or a semantic distinction?” ꝺɛ Unicode Consortium asks mɛ, warıly ɛyınȝ my sꞇranȝɛ lɛꞇꞇɛrforms and doꞇlɛs lɛꞇꞇɛrʒ. ꝺe foolʒ know noþıŋ. ı wıl nɛvɛr answɛr ꝺɛm

causing internet drama by using Þ for /θ/ but writing /ð/ as Ꝺ

in fairness, two of the three specified “extended trilogy”

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tfw every member of your symphonic metal band lists “The Lord of the Rings trilogy” under “favorite movies” in their profile on your band webpage

cat fully in her “playing with dolls” era

Their circle of friends
is likely to be small but
deep and long lasting

you can upload your consciousness but not your kinks. do you push the button

honestly the simplest explanation is just that the “Zonai” in Breath of the Wild and in Tears of the Kingdom refer to different tribes

people really buying into the schoolhouse fib that there is some fundamental difference between the phrases “her eyes were two oceans” and “her eyes were like two oceans”

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