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this company seems sus; i sure hope that no major united states corporations have decided to tie their business model to it

“the first responsibility of any system is to sustain itself” factoid actualy just statistical error. average system does not sustain itself. nationalism georg, which posits an end to history and sustains itself across 10,000 governments, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

the only game that you could make an argument that the zelda timeline was relevant for was hyrule warriors

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very funny to me that nintendo created the zelda timeline as a marketing stunt for skyward sword and then placed skyward sword at the beginning so the timeline does not even matter

more software library readmes need to start with the line “DON’T LIKE? DON’T USE!”

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i haven’t done Mineru’s quest so i’m holding back my hottest takes but electricity IS spirit!! it’s the elemental manifestation of spirit!! the gerudo built the Spirit Temple not the Electricity Temple

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electricity isn’t something you can be sage of grow up nintendo

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i think “sage of electricity” is such bullshit

“hahaha we USED to execute people; oh how times have changed” that characteristic British wit

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« In reality, Yeo isn't going to lose his head of course - no executions for a badly received portrait of a monarch, in modern times anyway. » thanks The BBC, glad to know England is With It

fucked up that when night starts later it also ends earlier. what’s up with that

why don’t fans invent a kind of website which is pleasant to be on

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i need to actually beat TotK so that i can unlock

the world map

this is why they are fun, but also, and to my point, this kind of cast only works if you actually do a good job setting up a world and narrative structure for them to exist in

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bioware characters are such caricatured tropes that the joking contextless memes about them actually make them seem more normal than they are

“dark brooding elf twink” oh buddy, if only you KNEW how much dark brooding elf twink

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reviewers really think that the reason people play bioware games is for the characters

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