Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

according to the U·S Trans Survey, ⁜i⁜ live in the South

why are there people on the timeline mischaracterizing the results

penis in vagina sex, kissing, somebody fucks a pokémon

i know Dusk Form Lycanroc is the sexy option because it was originally an event exclusive, but Midday Form is too kind and obedient for me (and the LAST thing i’m doing at noon is evolving)

also dusk form is the futch option

also i am sexy

me yesterday: i wonder if someday there will be enough people on mastodon i care about networking with that i will create a professional account

me today: i wonder if my ironic invocation of English nobility doesn’t land hard enough anymore and i need to change my username to Queen

i extremely do not want to do this ftr

if i really wanted to split the two i would probably just have to transfer those posts back to my $workname website instead of hosting them at u2764.com and probably scrub them of some other information as well

i don’t think i can ever fully separate out the work i did on mastodon or glitch‐soc from my current worksona, unfortunately

the problem is that all the WRITING i did about mastodon is rather closely linked to my not‐very‐worksona, and like, i linked to specific commit hashes so

pretty much all of my contributions to things prior to 2022 were made using an old no-reply email tied to my username so if i changed it that would basically sever that link

wonder what username i contributed to mastodon under

maybe i should change my github username

this code doesn’t appear to quite work so i’ll be fixing it and re‐pushing those tags after work today

here you go: https://git.ladys.computer/Caudex

; { const sum = (() => {"use strict"; return (x,i=0) => x === 0 ? i+x : sum(x-1,i+x)})(); sum(5000000) }

Works On My Machine

webkit is still the only one which lets you do proper functional programming, huh

heaven forbid one of those implementations be open source because then it will within a year be held together by the struggling efforts of an unrecognized generally good queer weirdo despite the fact that the original code was written by a friend of a literal nazi, and then it becomes impossible to tell whether supporting it is good or not

“i’m so genius i made a thing which thousands of people use” no, you’re trash and your thing is trash, you’re just popular

it’s very depressing working in a field full of shit standards which only exist because some startup bro spent like a weekend throwing it together and it took off on twitter and now there are five interoperable implementations which no competitor will ever be able to usurp

every day i curse the fact that tech does not have any mechanism for resource sharing beyond being active on some socially regressive forum or visibly working for an exploitative company or being popular on twitter

the language discourse has somewhat faded (not entirely tho, as evidenced by the whole “typescript is better than javascript” crowd) but the “real programmers don’t write scripts they develop Frameworks and build Applications” sentiment absolutely hasn’t

remember when tech culture went on a war against these, thus rendering itself incapable of building a website without importing 15,000 packages