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what kind of lesbian are you? 

Take your Electric type like Jolteon,
Against Leafeon’s Grass the battle’s no fun.
Reach higher with Fire—go Flareon!
Think twice about Ice to be number one.
Water’s in order if you want to be slick.
Espeon’s the best bet when you get Psychic.
Umbreon’s the key to your Dark mood,
But Sylveon won’t leave you with time to brood!

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what kind of lesbian are you? 

how do you do the things you do? share with me your secrets deep inside. what kind of lesbian are you? are you loyal thru & thru? do you have a heart that’s true?

prrgrrmmng 

probably won’t finish my new static site generator makefile by the end of today but hopefully will by the end of new years

is www.gnu.org down for anybody else or is it just me

prrgrrmmng 

programming languages that do one thing well are great

like Makefile and executing shell commands to update files

or XSLT and transforming XML trees

or Ruby and making it impossible to know where any one method is defined

love them for that

But the shot just missed
me and struck the man on my
right full in the chest

prrgrrmmng 

libxslt has a (configurable) maximum recursion depth of 1500 which does mean that if you can’t reasonably chunk your markup language into smaller pieces than that you can probably only process things which are very small

i bet you could write an efficient djot parser for it though

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prrgrrmmng 

what if we only used markup languages for which it is possible to write a parser in XSLT 1.0 + EXSLT

oh my god it’s a live dom iteration bug isn’t it why would you do this to me

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is the rss feed for my statuses… skipping every other paragraph?!

Status update: Jastugay dictionary now available 

As the title says, it’s at <langdev.ladys.computer/urn:fdc>.

This is the last of the “standalone” Jastu‐Sevensi languages; it’s a refinement of Jastulae that I worked on roughly from 2010–2013. Unlike the other languages I posted dictionaries for, you can actually create sentences in this one, although the grammars are still somewhat lacking and the documentation leaves something to be desired. This dictionary also contains a small handful of names that I used in various projects around this time: Tæn, Īō, Ʒäsā, ⁊·c. As a lexis for coming up with fantasy names which follow consistent phonological rules, it’s pretty good (because, well, it does).

C·C·0 of course.

The next project is to finish up the Pre–Jastu‐Sevensi dictionary, which combines all of these languages into a single proto‐lexis. I’m feeling a bit of trepidation about this one, because I did the initial development work for it in 2015, and I’m not sure whether I agree with all of the decisions I made then. It is likely that this will be a project of not just cleaning up the existing work but also doing new development to make it complete, consistent, and useful. Having to do work on a 2015 language is a bit undesirable as I would much rather be working on a 2024 one.

My feelings towards Pre–Jastu‐Sevensi are of course merely a pre·amble to my feelings regarding Sevensi as a whole. The parts of the language I feel passionately about are the grammars, general morphology, and phonology, but the question of how to get from this early proto‐language to there still feels very undecided. After spending so much time with Jastugay, I’m not convinced I made the right calls regarding the consonant and vowel shifts when I charted it out the first time. I’m eager to dig into those problems and hopefully write up some documentation regarding them in the new year.

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internet 

hyperlinks were invented so you wouldn’t have to rely on that

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internet 

the web isn’t dying, only the surface web

pokémon 

“actually girls who are into battling are way more hardcore. we’ve been giving you boy rivals so far because you weren’t ready for it”

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pokémon 

after decades of girls who are like “i like cute pokémon! but i don’t care about battles… what about pokémon contests?!” i don’t think casuals understand what an immense apology tour the pokémon company made by giving us nemona

marijuana pardon 

« As long as you ain’t got 40 grams in your hand,
can’t get you with a felony (delivery intent)
But anything less than that’s a misdemeanor
And legally a reason for police to take seizure »

biden’s only pardoning the latter one fyi

me for 90% of the video: okay this is pretty and all but there’s no way it’s going to top “The Pokémon Inside My Heart”

me realizing that it is using the theme of evolution as a transition metaphor: FUCK

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