Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

• If a process is an instance of curing food,
• then there exist an entity, another process and another entity such that the entity is an instance of food and the entity is a patient of the process and the other process is an instance of putting and the other process is a subprocess of the process and the other entity is an instance of salt and the other entity is a patient of the other process and the other process ends up at the entity

(there is no way to make a non-recursive parser in xslt 1.0)

does anybody know if it implements tail call recursion optimizations? or will recursive parsers just inherently be limited by the maximum stack depth

oh, i put off listening to the new Holly Humberstone album because i was worried it wouldn’t hold up but the first few songs are at least passable

can already honourable mention ‘In My Car’ by Rat Tally which won’t make the cut on account of having been released in 2022

need to listen to more from this year or i’m not going to have enough songs for my year-end playlist

“instead of making a solution i actually like, why don’t i just use this existing software that comes pre·installed on like every machine”

the existing software installed on every machine :⁠—
• GNU Make
• libxslt

which is more cursed: my incredibly long‐running projects (that do nothing) where i spend months making negligible changes to increase the exactness of the test suite, or my quick hacked‐together solutions born from impatience that are written entirely in Makefile or XSLT

what if you didn’t explain your word choice, and just did it anyway

had a dream that steve jobs unveiled a new imac which was boxy and had a builtin electric pencil sharpener

it's 02:30 and i should be asleep but i want to be writing XSLT

longer context: after months of the latest version of json-canonicalization being 0.3.2, they decided that was actually a breaking change and DELETED 0.3.2 and published 1.0.0 instead

versions of json-ld (same maintainer) prior to the latest require a version of json-canonicalization >= 0.3.2, < 1.0.0, which of course now no longer exists

bump your json-ld to 3.3.1 and you're good

anyway if you use a Gemfile.lock you should probably just go ahead and update your json-ld to the latest version right now

being mad at the json-canonicalization ruby gem

i’ll take“how to make people feel like they are forming a social bond with you even though you are providing both sides of the conversation” for 1000

need to drive engagement, but giving millions of strangers the ability to submit questions to me with just a few keystrokes is not making numbers go up quickly enough

i know! i will provide them with a list

for selfish reasons i believe this to be true

rationally, if robo-sada is fuckable that implies that sada designed it with the intention of fucking it

“why does my chest hurt?!” *looks over at my girlfriend, who was just gnawing on my tits* oh