Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

need to drive engagement, but giving millions of strangers the ability to submit questions to me with just a few keystrokes is not making numbers go up quickly enough

i know! i will provide them with a list

for selfish reasons i believe this to be true

rationally, if robo-sada is fuckable that implies that sada designed it with the intention of fucking it

“why does my chest hurt?!” *looks over at my girlfriend, who was just gnawing on my tits* oh

it’s the 30th of november

https://www.historylink.org/File/9183

https://bluescholars.bandcamp.com/track/50-thousand-deep

it’s the first day without henry kissinger

“peppermint two of those are E·P’s” shhhh

i don’t use spotify but here are 3 good albums available on #bandcamp :⁠—

• https://labrecords.bandcamp.com/album/rivals-ep
• https://thebigmoonband.bandcamp.com/album/here-is-everything
• https://truellform.bandcamp.com/album/true-form-genuflexion

some pokémon moves are for interesting competitive play. some pokémon moves are for interesting storytelling. it’s wrong to want to limit the games to just one or the other, i·m·o

and in the context of a video game, where the stakes are very low, it’s nice to have moments where you snatch victory out of the jaws of defeat by hitting a 10 with magnitude

i’m thinking about writing a fanfic about gym leader whitney right now and i gotta say

would i want to play against a clefairy who knows metronome in a high stakes competitive battle? no, of course not

does whitney’s clefairy knowing metronome unlock a whole wealth of narrative potential? absolutely

m8 if u want to be playing chess then just go and play chess

“using a move that a pokémon legitimately learns by levelling up is cheating because i don’t like its effect”

never been in, but the good chinese place is just next door

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Also I don't know how law works, And police stuff I don't know how that works either

#Ao3TagOfTheDay

« She probably should’ve taken her Pokémon with her, but she decided against it. Hopefully whatever it was would just flee at the sight of her. »

“you mean seasonal DISPLAY name??” not really

seasonal name

the correct suggestions for someone making a playlist of 00s tunes in 2023 is not all the songs that those artists have made but more recently

take a hint

i promise u i already know about P!nk that’s why i added her song

please just give me a setting to tell the robots that when i add a P!nk song to a playlist it is not me signalling that i want to add every P!nk song to this playlist