Lady, EVOLVED @Lady@cat.family

pupy humbgry

talking with my partner like “what if food but MORE”

• all of them
• this doesn’t have anything to do with steve jobs it’s just an inevitable consequence of late capitalism
• PIXAR

gonna commission a fanart of a hot meowscarada applying for jobs in the philadelphia~wilmington area

satsumas are tangy but also sweet 😭😭😭

my partner makes fun of me for reading the New York Times

diptych

i was going to be flying this evening but it got delayed so i am getting up very early to be flying in the morning instead

luckily the falafel knocked me out so i got Any sleep tonight

now that we have matching icons i am of the opinion that @Satsuma and i are Official Fediverse Transbian Nuisances and i’m not sure how i feel about this

@Satsuma: babe you don't have seeds that doesn’t work

i suggested “lemon puppyseed” but it got rejected

catsuma

new icon by @heyheymomo
to match with @Satsuma

https://web.archive.org/web/20161223073325/http://www.semeuke.com:80/chibiseme.php

@Satsuma: I think I’m a switchy bottom and you’re a subby top

me: well the seme uke quiz did say that I’m a Chibi Seme

@Satsuma: I have no idea what any of those words mean and I don’t want to

this would have a shot at being real if sounding smart was something which it was politically advantageous to do right now

imagining an alternative future where politicians think talking like yoda makes them sound smart to the masses and then future english speakers just have to deal with a couple centuries of important documents being Like That

« “My love,” she says, kissing him again, heart twisting at his selfless words. »

his selfless words: “i want you to be my baby mama”