Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

“so you thought that animal crossing new horizons had too many things to do and not enough animal personalities?? well the new animal crossing has NO things to do and JUST animal personalities. have tea with your bestie animal neighbours. ask them about their day and relish as they take an interest in yours. pet them softly on their head or watch as they show you their various outfits. feeling sick? have your animal buddy order you FREE covid tests and schedule a telehealth appointment thanks to a new partnership with NIH. having a mental health crisis? choose from one of several ASMR options to relax, or hit a punching bag with your animal partner thanks to Joy-Con™ motion controls.”

publishing an academic paper with “Twitter” in the title in September 2023

« The union, under its new president, Shawn Fain, wants workers who make electric vehicle components like batteries to benefit from the better pay and labor standards that the roughly 150,000 U.A.W. members enjoy at the three automakers. Most battery plants are not unionized. »

« In its initial proposal to the companies, the union demanded a 40 percent increase in wages over four years, on the premise that pay packages of the companies’ chief executives have on average risen that much over the last four years. » good premise

~5 years since @Satsuma was like “hey weirdo you should give me a contact information other than just Mastodon”

6 months since i was like “hey weirdo actually we should just date”

everybody knows the new console will be the Vers

which song is the better backing track to your Very Important tiktok video

this isn’t FAIR

i can’t believe they made a hydreigon sitting cuties plush https://www.pokemoncenter.com/product/701-95909/hydreigon-sitting-cuties-plush-6-in

“you’re very task-oriented today” babe i have like three minutes before my meeting

or maybe that's just me being a 90's kid; i saw ken griffey and edgar martinez and a-rod in the kingdome when i was 4 yk?

might not be obvious to folks not from the area but the most Seattle teams are the one that doesn't exist and the one that always blows their season halfway thru

honestly having moved out of the PNW i don't have super strong loyalty to a lot of the Seattle teams

but you’ll never get me to cross the Mariners or the Sonics

which word is a homophone with “jazz”?

i started watching a shitposty video on my phone and my partner immediately just got up and left

they just stick ’em in fuckin’ everything

over here nobody feels bad about eating almonds