Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

the solution to every difficult battle is “stand just out of sight with a fireball wand”

well it put me up against two basilisks with no way around them and i don't have anything to prevent petrification but i do have a fireball wand

not the conversation i was expecting to be having, but ok

*snarl* Yip! Yip yip yip yip уар!

oh no Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition is on sale

walkthrough guy extremely did not like the enhanced edition characters

i'm rolling with multiple characters that this walkthrough was like “you’re gonna have a bad time if you roll with these characters” with but we managed to survive cloakwood so i think we’re doing alright

i'm just saying if you're going to roleplay being not human, kink is one of the better reasons for doing it and they should pivot more towards that

do any races canonically have like two dicks or do they just exist for racism reasons

petition to fix airplanes

otherwise it’s just sparkling proletarian pride

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if everything goes well, in two weeks i will be on a train with All of my Things

sleeping 💤

what if the reason why words like “cat” and “bird” still exist in pokémon despite there not being ordinary cats and birds is because everybody in the pokémon universe is a furry

i need more iron and i need more sea cucumbers

i found a cool place which is great but it’s in the middle of a forest so i’m terrified to leave and it’s on top of a lake so i can’t dig deeper either