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baldur’s gate; colonialism 

not the conversation i was expecting to be having, but ok

nintendo eshop 

oh no Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition is on sale

baldur's gate 

walkthrough guy extremely did not like the enhanced edition characters

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baldur's gate 

i'm rolling with multiple characters that this walkthrough was like “you’re gonna have a bad time if you roll with these characters” with but we managed to survive cloakwood so i think we’re doing alright

dnd 

i'm just saying if you're going to roleplay being not human, kink is one of the better reasons for doing it and they should pivot more towards that

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dnd 

do any races canonically have like two dicks or do they just exist for racism reasons

travel 

petition to fix airplanes

it's only bragging if you're a member of the bourgeoisie 

otherwise it’s just sparkling proletarian pride

life updates 

if everything goes well, in two weeks i will be on a train with All of my Things

pokémon 

what if the reason why words like “cat” and “bird” still exist in pokémon despite there not being ordinary cats and birds is because everybody in the pokémon universe is a furry

minecraft 

i need more iron and i need more sea cucumbers

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minecraft 

i found a cool place which is great but it’s in the middle of a forest so i’m terrified to leave and it’s on top of a lake so i can’t dig deeper either

(joke) re: .bbc 

“.bbc”? sounds like a bitcoin scam, i’m blocking it

can’t believe this is the easiest way to resolve a QName in XSLT 1.0 

<variable name="dcmitype">
<for-each select="rdf:type/@rdf:resource">
<variable name="datatypeelt">
<element name="{.}"/>
</variable>
<if test="namespace-uri(exsl:node-set($datatypeelt)//*[1])='purl.org/dc/dcmitype/'">
<value-of select="local-name(exsl:node-set($datatypeelt)//*[1])"/>
<text>,</text>
</if>
</for-each>
</variable>
<choose>
<when test="contains($dcmitype, ',')">
<value-of select="substring-before($dcmitype, ',')"/>
</when>
<otherwise>
<text>???</text>
</otherwise>
</choose>

pokémon game idea 

you befriend a dragon and feed it sandwiches

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