goron man dancing
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
1/10 blowjob but not because it was horribly written, more because it mostly wasn’t one
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
zelda’s dirty talk works fine in this fic but i would find it so annoying if anyone ever talked to me like this in real life
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (24)
« Link could feel his headache grow more and more. He was well aware when he agreed to take up the title of King of Hyrule that boring political conversations would have to be added to his repertoire of skills » “boring political conversations” = the gerudo are starving because their trade routes are all blocked
am i an anarchist?
me: i’m not a liberal
anarchist: i’m not either; i’m a socialist libertarian
me: ok but that’s worse
am i an anarchist?
i generally agree with anarchist visions for autonomous communities but disagree strongly with anarchist visions for autonomous individuals
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (23)
1/10 blowjob it was like ten seconds of fantasy barely even counts
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