Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
today’s late-night conversation topic
“but @Satsuma, organizing is the Problem Of Our Time!!”
TRUE||FORM
Gifted usually just raps bravado but it’s always nice when he goes “fuck this whack shit” lmao
TRUE||FORM
i think Gifted Youngstaz might actually have the better verse on “Affirmative”
totk but not really
i love how all the “zonai barbarian link” fanfic authors just got their arses handed to them lmao
totk shouting
THE HYLIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK THE BIRD PEOPLE BUT I CAN’T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE GOATS
zelda lore post-totk
is actually really vindicating a lot of my fantheories lmao
list of zelda peoples who never lived in the sky despite being bird people
- the rito
list of zelda peoples who lived in the sky, as of totk
- the golden goddesses (ocarina of time)
- the minish (minish cap)
- the wind tribe (minish cap)
- the oocca (twilight princess)
- the lokomo(?) (spirit tracks)
- hylians (skyward sword)
- the zonai (tears of the kingdom)
Lady of the Land
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The first episode of our local news program, new ellijay news is out.
https://vod.newellijay.tv/videos/watch/c9e6ce28-2d49-422f-b9fb-ed010f1b529f
(Episode is a strong word. It's 10 minutes long.)
This was a proof of concept for us, to verify that we could produce something on a tight turnaround. It's not perfect. It was not well planned ahead of time. I was *barely* involved.
But this proves to me that we can, with a little effort, get a weekly news program done without breaking our backs, and have it be fine.
not totk
this isn't a new thing we’ve been in love for a couple months actually that’s kind of the occasion
not totk
everybody ELSE is celebrating zelda tears to the kingdom but I am celebrating BEING IN LOVE with my
SIGNIFICANT OTHER @Satsuma
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
2/10 blowjob i think, the writing was just kind of not really hot at all?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (20)
this makes more sense in context but i promise it reads better out of it
- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
- Avatar
- Pokémon 4Koma Plaza: 2017.04.24 “Mudbray’s Morning” by Takahiro Yamashita
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
Joined Sep 2021
