ocarina of time poll
• the triforce of wisdom gives zelda innate understanding of what goes on in both timelines which is why when link gets sent back child zelda believes and befriends him and later gifts him the ocarina of time
• what the fuck no child zelda doesn't know shit about what happened in the future
computer talk
there was a bad regex ok
https://git.ladys.computer/Beorn/commitdiff/9f2c90d3378fe8e25f2a8cc53b9640a3d30507e7
hey @aescling make badges for your website
New blogpost: “Hello, World!”
search engines are bad
when i type "www style", https://www.w3.org/Provider/Style/All.html should be the first result
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires
why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man
who has the authority to question her
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