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ocarina of time poll 

• the triforce of wisdom gives zelda innate understanding of what goes on in both timelines which is why when link gets sent back child zelda believes and befriends him and later gifts him the ocarina of time

• what the fuck no child zelda doesn't know shit about what happened in the future

computer talk 

if you get a weird rss feed entry from my blog with an invalid date that points to a page which doesn’t exist, it’s for a W·I·P and no you didn’t

computer talk 

today after work i spent many hours arguing with linux to get it to run a script when i push some files to a private repository, for the sole purpose of letting me leave disparaging comments on the summary page of my own code

I would like to add
a picture to my page and
some information

misinfo 

in england they spell it geolus

WA politics 

jay inslee isn’t seeking re·election

re: corrupted text 

this is what macOS OCR thinks of my banner image

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corrupted text 

Lasis!
COMPUTER
MyCOMPUTER
BER YOUR
LNEELNEES

football 

if you're going to watch an XFL game this is the one to watch

search engines are bad 

when i type "www style", w3.org/Provider/Style/All.html should be the first result

maybe you should have made a friend before you made an instance

The old village is
on the hill to the north of
the present village

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires

why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man

who has the authority to question her

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