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how old were you when you first realized that “innocent” was a euphemism for “not traumatized”

has this one been done yet

twitter? more like bitter

babe are you a switch cos i’m tired of playing and want to put you in sleep mode

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so how did “all these twitter engineers are joining the fediverse—surely we will see a revolution in new technologies and applications” turn out

and then pours another

kind of girl who downs her teacup like a shot

i don't know who needs to see this but it's probably you https://youtu.be/bm0nLJuRNbw

anybody really versed on the history of plastics able to reconstruct the probable dates of introduction for the various pokéballs

i would’ve just kept the ones less than 1000 three digits but

i guess pokédex numbers are now canonically four digits long

“this is a research project in its early stages—there are many questions which we will need to answer. we will assume that the answer to all of these questions is “yes”.”

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it also bothers me when people are wrong about the underlying factors but at least then they are having wrong opinions about the right things

often the case is that the underlying motivating factors are in fact sound—which means that the person criticizing the result is wrong and an asshole—but even in the other case criticizing the design and not the factors will just lead to getting a different also wrong design

criticizing a design is a failure to criticize the underlying motivating factors for a design

not attracted to people who get angry at appearances

i'd make a poll about hardest pokémon name to spell but we all know it's gyarados and i'd make a poll about hardest pokémon name to pronounce but we all know it's cofagrigus