Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

punch, punch, falcon punch

« The 1×1 magic square, with only one cell containing the number 1, is called trivial, because it is typically not under consideration when discussing magic squares; but it is indeed a magic square by definition, if a single cell is regarded as a square of order one. »

» Research never ends. Take this, for example…
» If I didn't know you, I wouldn't want to know much about you.
» But meeting you just once would create a lot of mysteries…
» like what your name is or what your hobbies are.
» I think it's something like that.
» The more you know, the more mysteries there are.

— Professor Burnet

just learned what “autotomy” means thanks to the pokémon move Autotomize

remember when pokémon introduced a ♀-only species with a pokédex description of “it is theorized these pokémon decorate themselves with bones to attract a mate”

we've hit the part of the year where i have to start caring about sunrises

apparently i posted this twice which tells you something about my current levels lol

“oh, my brain suddenly dropped to like 65%”

“this would be fine if i wasn’t a programmer working on code which requires at least 80”

hate having vocations which all make me hyperaware of my current level of mental functioning

#SundayPost: we’re all playing #pokémon

i don’t have any holidays or observances on the calendar for the upcoming week and i don’t think anything exciting has happened so i’ll probably skip the sunday post this week unless somebody on this instance @’s me something

oh you mean masking as in being sanitary not masking as in presenting as allistic

them: well this scraper doesn't have the flaws you were talking about, surely it must be okay

everyone else: oh, clearly the flaws i enumerated were too specific and there must be a more fundamental way of phrasing things; let's try that again

(scraper still bad tho)

honestly these people writing fedi scrapers are generating productive conversations just not in the way they were hoping

« My friend Fennel is researching dreams too.
I got to know her when we were students.
Her knowledge and arguments were so impressive…
I was really surprised when I found out we were the same age. »
POKéMON FANDOM
I AM BEGGING YOU

act 1: how we used AI trained on sexting to make our pornbots more effective

act 2: help we made the pornbots too effective

act 3: users revolt after formerly free “pornbot” service ends free tier; now requires a subscription

when th dogge sleepe n th dogge sticke th tongue outt

« In Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Eggs can be given a spa treatment at the Ribbon Syndicate building. This will cause the Egg to have an increased friendship upon hatching. However, Eggs cannot be given massages; if attempted, the Massage Girl will exclaim, "That's silly! I'd break that Egg if I tried to massage it!" »

i would like to thank this pokémon let’s play youtuber for taking the time to clearly show the opening, after battle, and speaking to later quotes for every trainer they battle