Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

remember when pokémon introduced a ♀-only species with a pokédex description of “it is theorized these pokémon decorate themselves with bones to attract a mate”

we've hit the part of the year where i have to start caring about sunrises

apparently i posted this twice which tells you something about my current levels lol

“oh, my brain suddenly dropped to like 65%”

“this would be fine if i wasn’t a programmer working on code which requires at least 80”

hate having vocations which all make me hyperaware of my current level of mental functioning

#SundayPost: we’re all playing #pokémon

i don’t have any holidays or observances on the calendar for the upcoming week and i don’t think anything exciting has happened so i’ll probably skip the sunday post this week unless somebody on this instance @’s me something

oh you mean masking as in being sanitary not masking as in presenting as allistic

them: well this scraper doesn't have the flaws you were talking about, surely it must be okay

everyone else: oh, clearly the flaws i enumerated were too specific and there must be a more fundamental way of phrasing things; let's try that again

(scraper still bad tho)

honestly these people writing fedi scrapers are generating productive conversations just not in the way they were hoping

« My friend Fennel is researching dreams too.
I got to know her when we were students.
Her knowledge and arguments were so impressive…
I was really surprised when I found out we were the same age. »
POKéMON FANDOM
I AM BEGGING YOU

act 1: how we used AI trained on sexting to make our pornbots more effective

act 2: help we made the pornbots too effective

act 3: users revolt after formerly free “pornbot” service ends free tier; now requires a subscription

when th dogge sleepe n th dogge sticke th tongue outt

« In Pokémon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Eggs can be given a spa treatment at the Ribbon Syndicate building. This will cause the Egg to have an increased friendship upon hatching. However, Eggs cannot be given massages; if attempted, the Massage Girl will exclaim, "That's silly! I'd break that Egg if I tried to massage it!" »

i would like to thank this pokémon let’s play youtuber for taking the time to clearly show the opening, after battle, and speaking to later quotes for every trainer they battle

when the gender ratio is 3♂ to 1♀ and you get a ♀ the first time 😎

How to catch a Pokémon WITHOUT weakening it first:

1. Buy alot of poké balls

alice ∼ alex
beatrice ∼ beatrix
candice ∼ c… candix??

any system with ethical or privacy implications needs manual human supervision and intervention. it cannot be automated. if this makes these systems infeasible, then they are infeasible. not inevitable