Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

so is cat gonna start writing pokémon fanfic now or

choose your fighter

“LEARNING OPPORTUNITY” IN NAME ONLY, FOR IT IS NEITHER

i see a lot of people talking about COVID-19 being the third-leading cause of death in the U.S. in 2020, behind heart disease and cancer

what i don't see those same people discussing is how heart disease and cancer are both conditions whose prevalence is also inflated as the result of economically-driven policy and communities deciding to take on a certain level of “acceptable risk”

COVID-19 is not worse than cancer. so why is it that people get extremely up in arms about that one but remain utterly silent about the other “big C”?

if goblins invented social media it would be more broken but it would also actually work

does mega evolution exist in my fanfiction universe? idk lol it doesn’t fuckin make any sense so probably not

on the other hand like half of the games have been retconned out of existence so there's that

there are a few fixed reference points and a lot of relative references which mostly link up with those fixed reference points and not much wiggle-room besides

i do not think the pokémon company has a timeline which is as good as my galaxy-brained pokémon timeline but the numbers do keep working out pretty nicely which is good

me: i wonder if the child game character which shares a name with this adult anime CotD could conceivably be the same person if you slot them into their respective locations in the timeline

me after doing some quick maths: oh my god (a) it works and (b) i am ancient

if i stretch it and say she was at the upper age limit for a Picnicker (Trainer Class) in January of 2011 then i can probably get away with having her birthday be in 1999

oh no the adult character i’m writing porn for was likely born after the turn of the millennium

» You know, the more you think "I can still keep going!", the more you need to rest. People say that to me a lot, too…

— Professor Burnet

ever consider learning from that

« David [Brooks]: Then the establishment got discredited (Iraq War, financial crisis, the ossifying of the meritocracy, the widening values gap between metro elites and everybody else) » damn yeah y’all sure did take some L’s there didn’t ya

sorry, “long-s revivaliſt”

sure i make fun of the thorn revivalist crowd from time to time but the folks i really don’t get are the long-s revivalist crowd

sorry this was supposed to be a DM to professor burnet

hey babe, tea is steeping, mind if i poof some dream clouds and harvest some orbs?

“artemis painting”? more like “art to me’s a pain thing”