Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

me: i wonder if the child game character which shares a name with this adult anime CotD could conceivably be the same person if you slot them into their respective locations in the timeline

me after doing some quick maths: oh my god (a) it works and (b) i am ancient

if i stretch it and say she was at the upper age limit for a Picnicker (Trainer Class) in January of 2011 then i can probably get away with having her birthday be in 1999

oh no the adult character i’m writing porn for was likely born after the turn of the millennium

» You know, the more you think "I can still keep going!", the more you need to rest. People say that to me a lot, too…

— Professor Burnet

ever consider learning from that

« David [Brooks]: Then the establishment got discredited (Iraq War, financial crisis, the ossifying of the meritocracy, the widening values gap between metro elites and everybody else) » damn yeah y’all sure did take some L’s there didn’t ya

sorry, “long-s revivaliſt”

sure i make fun of the thorn revivalist crowd from time to time but the folks i really don’t get are the long-s revivalist crowd

sorry this was supposed to be a DM to professor burnet

hey babe, tea is steeping, mind if i poof some dream clouds and harvest some orbs?

“artemis painting”? more like “art to me’s a pain thing”

someones.computer is also available if you don't want to show kanto bias

bills.computer is available if anybody wants to start up another pokémon-themed mastodon instance

“also if you stop by SOMEONE’s house it turns out they’re really nice and a huge dork and they’ll give you an Eevee”

“in the cloud just means SOMEONE’s PC”

also i say nobody has written about this but actually Makomaragi on AO3 gets it: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Makomaragi

if you're curious, the known relationships are:

• the player’s mom is “old friends” with Professor Juniper
• Professor Juniper is a college friend of Dr Fennel
• Dr Fennel is a college friend of Professor Burnet
• Amanita is either Dr Fennel’s younger sister or lover
• Amanita is also “old friends” with Bill in Johto

*pokémon black 2 and white 2

pokémon black has like five different people who all canonically knew each other in college and it's like the marauders only they’re all milfs or cat ladies in the present day

(the answer is because nobody else has, for some reason)