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She smiles widely. “And isn’t that AWESOME? »

is this position good or bad for my back; it is too arcane for there to be peer‐reviewed guidance on this

you ever see someone in one of your timelines and realize that you are actually mutuals

i was waiting for my tea to cool but now i'm waiting for a cat to vacate my lap

@Satsuma i got a new electric kettle and it does the thing

if you wanted my mastodon expertise you could have @'d me at any time in the past four years

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you ever just type a helpful reply and then delete it

fansites are sites made BY fans, not FOR fans

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this person just used the term “fansites” to mean onlyfans and 😔

the downside to silencing is that being notified when a popular person boosts your post is a good thing and i really wish those notifications weren't muted

maybe we should fix this

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if you have been averaging one new follower a day for over 100 days i don't relate to you

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maybe like “more followers than max(100, age of account in days)”

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people with lots of followers have a huge federation advantage and i don't like when our public timelines are full of their posts

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considering a glitchcat policy of silencing anyone with over N followers

apparently employers are upset because they spend all their time training new employees only for them to leave

to which i reply, haha gottem

fucked up that you can't gay marry the queen in DAO tbqh

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bioware made all of their characters gay and i'm not just saying that because i am one,

‹ mh (−) › would be if i could only feel numbness or euphoria

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.