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@Satsuma i got a new electric kettle and it does the thing

if you wanted my mastodon expertise you could have @'d me at any time in the past four years

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you ever just type a helpful reply and then delete it

this person just used the term “fansites” to mean onlyfans and 😔

the downside to silencing is that being notified when a popular person boosts your post is a good thing and i really wish those notifications weren't muted

maybe we should fix this

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if you have been averaging one new follower a day for over 100 days i don't relate to you

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maybe like “more followers than max(100, age of account in days)”

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people with lots of followers have a huge federation advantage and i don't like when our public timelines are full of their posts

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considering a glitchcat policy of silencing anyone with over N followers

apparently employers are upset because they spend all their time training new employees only for them to leave

to which i reply, haha gottem

fucked up that you can't gay marry the queen in DAO tbqh

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bioware made all of their characters gay and i'm not just saying that because i am one,

‹ mh (−) › would be if i could only feel numbness or euphoria

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a lot of people on this website would tag this with ‹ mh (−) › but my mental health is fine actually, i just feel kind of bad is all

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the holidays have been very social so it’s not for lack of interaction, but i’ve also spent nearly the entire time surrounded by straight people so that could be a factor

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i’ve had the King Princess album stuck in my head all day and been very cross about it because it’s good but like it could be better

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.