Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

pet peeves: Zelda fans who write Christmas AUs but call it Hylia’s Day

sorry nerds, spiderman is Most Videogame, Super Hexagon is least

wait what shitty romcom was that scene in oh wait that's a scene from a fanfic

the bad jokes just aren’t worth it kids

people have complemented me on my dialogue writing but it’s not that i’m good at it so much as i don’t use it when it won’t be good

do we really need all this dialogue

hmmmmm

of the two “boring” is definitely the worse insult

it’s really the same idea—you are excited by something i don’t think is very exciting—but the word “perversion” implies there is something interesting going on there and if there was then maybe i would bother taking note

when normal people see a kink they don’t like they call it perverted but when i see a kink i don’t like i call it boring

i should probably not fill out a request to join an instance on 25 December if i want it to be noticed and accepted

put the cum at the beginning

my most underrated kink is non-chronological storytelling

the only way Eugen was able to implement ActivityPub (along with others) and create the fediverse as we know it today was because he was JUST using ActivityPub to re·implement an already‐existing, years‐old, mature federation model (OStatus). it wasn’t ActivityPub ex nihilo from first principles

there will NEVER be a successful ActivityPub ex nihilo from first principles instance, because ActivityPub alone simply does not provide enough of a model for you to do this

if you want to develop your own ActivityPub implementation which solves all these problems:

• good luck, and
• this is literally an impossible task for you to do on your own

this is a subtoot of all the people complaining that Mastodon instance moderators aren’t acting like the moderators of their hypothetical vaporware impossible ActivityPub implementation should act and are instead acting like the moderators of Mastodon instances

“if only ActivityPub instances worked like this” yeah well i’m on a Mastodon instance, which doesn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️

i really like in the video how the horse

i mean if you consider grungepunk to be calming